The OFFICIAL: Ask Broken for advice thread

**AMEX** · 03-11-2010, 12:31 AM

probably the most epic thread in TST history and i dunno why we dont have it here. so ask away idiots.

**Tweaker Jake** · 03-11-2010, 12:34 AM

How much "special" cake has that dog eaten?

I didn't know what was going on so i just asked a question about the picture.

**timmy** · 03-11-2010, 12:35 AM

I want advice on what advice to ask you for.

**abrok99** · 03-11-2010, 12:36 AM

yes!!! god that tst thread was fantastic haha.

**AMEX** · 03-11-2010, 12:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tweaker Jake

How much "special" cake has that dog eaten?

you're an idiot.

**abrok99** · 03-11-2010, 12:39 AM

well, ill ask a question.

dear broken

why has george bush been looking tanner latley. i put a pic up for reference

-concerned american

**STi_1212** · 03-11-2010, 12:45 AM

El-oh-fucking-el

**STi_1212** · 03-11-2010, 12:46 AM

Dear Broken,

Banana nut muffin or sock puppet? Choose wisely.

- Cananig

**paintbaler1587** · 03-11-2010, 02:02 AM

Dear Borken,

Why havent you written many rants the last couple of years? The only good reason not to write rants is people everywhere got smarter, started using common sense, and no longer irritate the hell out of you. Im sure none of those are true, so why broken, why?

**Formula** · 03-11-2010, 02:38 AM

Dear Broken,

When I was a kid, when I was a little boy, I always wanted to be a dinosaur, I wanted to be a Tyrannosaurus Rex more than anything in the world, I made my arms short and I roamed the back yard, I chased the neighborhood cats, I growled and I roared, everybody knew me and was afraid of me, and one day my dad said "Jeff you are 17, it’s time to throw childish things aside" and I said "OK Pop", but he didn't really say that he said that "Stop being a fucking dinosaur and get a job". Should I rekindle my dinosaur dream or keep going to work?

03-11-2010, 12:31 AM	#1 (permalink)
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03-11-2010, 12:34 AM	#2 (permalink)
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03-11-2010, 12:39 AM	#6 (permalink)
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paintbaler1587 Not a Moderator Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Houston, Texas Posts: 3,011	Dear Borken, Why havent you written many rants the last couple of years? The only good reason not to write rants is people everywhere got smarter, started using common sense, and no longer irritate the hell out of you. Im sure none of those are true, so why broken, why? __________________ SOT - ಠ_ಠ

03-11-2010, 02:38 AM	#10 (permalink)
Formula Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Western NC Posts: 1,727	Dear Broken, When I was a kid, when I was a little boy, I always wanted to be a dinosaur, I wanted to be a Tyrannosaurus Rex more than anything in the world, I made my arms short and I roamed the back yard, I chased the neighborhood cats, I growled and I roared, everybody knew me and was afraid of me, and one day my dad said "Jeff you are 17, it’s time to throw childish things aside" and I said "OK Pop", but he didn't really say that he said that "Stop being a fucking dinosaur and get a job". Should I rekindle my dinosaur dream or keep going to work? __________________ -Jeff PS3-TommyVercetti- 360-TommyvercettL

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