The OFFICIAL: Ask Broken for advice thread - Page 2

**sota** · 03-11-2010, 05:09 AM

what's the best way to dispose of a body such that they'll never figure out cause of death but there are enough identifiable remains so that life insurance will pay out?

**TopperHarley** · 03-11-2010, 05:17 AM

Dear Renry,

When you kill someone online, how much of their soul dies?

Love,

Yon.

**kenskiv** · 03-11-2010, 07:17 AM

Dear Henry,
Should I get a bigger basement or clean/dispose of some of the older things in it?

**BoostinChick** · 03-11-2010, 07:22 AM

Dear Dr. Phil....errr Broken,
When will you spawn inside me?

**AMEX** · 03-11-2010, 08:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by STi_1212

Dear Broken,

Banana nut muffin or sock puppet? Choose wisely.

- Cananig

i like bananas but hate nuts. and puppets scare the shit out of me because they steal your soul and use it to bring other puppets to life and then there is an undead puppet army and thats pretty much unstoppable because puppets can hide pretty much fucking anywhere and then pop out and scare the fuck out of you. if i was in the army and we have to go house by house clearing evil undead puppets out i would just flatten the city with an AC-130 and call it a day. so long story short make banana bread and if evil puppets take over it will be the end of the world

Quote:

Originally Posted by paintbaler1587

Dear Borken,

Why havent you written many rants the last couple of years? The only good reason not to write rants is people everywhere got smarter, started using common sense, and no longer irritate the hell out of you. Im sure none of those are true, so why broken, why?

writing rants takes time and releases stress. i cant go around releasing all my stress or i wouldnt need to rant about anything. therefor a happy medium of constant hating everyone and everything keeps me on the verge of writing a rant but holds me back from losing all my momentum. i live a double edge sword of awesomeness.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Formula

Dear Broken,

When I was a kid, when I was a little boy, I always wanted to be a dinosaur, I wanted to be a Tyrannosaurus Rex more than anything in the world, I made my arms short and I roamed the back yard, I chased the neighborhood cats, I growled and I roared, everybody knew me and was afraid of me, and one day my dad said "Jeff you are 17, it’s time to throw childish things aside" and I said "OK Pop", but he didn't really say that he said that "Stop being a fucking dinosaur and get a job". Should I rekindle my dinosaur dream or keep going to work?

you see the main issue here is that you are more than likely filled to the brim with down-syndrome. thats probably why you would think being a creature with dick size arms was a good idea. your dad did the right thing by finally telling you to knock it the fuck off, im not sure if he hit you while he did it, i can only hope he did. but in the end the fact he didnt put you in the tiger pit at the zoo and tell you to "roam free" was pretty nice of him. i know i wouldnt love you that much. retard.

**MetsSFTF** · 03-11-2010, 08:39 AM

Why are there so many retards in the world?
and what can we do to exterminate them?
not actually retards, but dave murray, rjb and den kind of retards

**Opticon** · 03-11-2010, 08:42 AM

Dear BrokenHenry,

Why can't we be together?

Love,
Optiface

**AMEX** · 03-11-2010, 08:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sota

what's the best way to dispose of a body such that they'll never figure out cause of death but there are enough identifiable remains so that life insurance will pay out?

just let me sleep with the girl. my massive manhood will impale her thus killing her yet the autopsy will show she was in a fucking chocolate factory of bliss when she died. thus making them think she was on drugs, then they will call her retarded t-rex and pay you out the money cause your bitch was a stupid crack whore with dick arms

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Originally Posted by TopperHarley

Dear Renry,

When you kill someone online, how much of their soul dies?

Love,

Yon.

hi jon. first off, love you too. to answer your question, all of it. when i kill assholes online its like highlander where he screams THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE and then the 80's style lightning bolts start flashing everywhere and i become more powerful. my power, if ranked in WoW terms would be equal to a black guy with a 12" schlong riding a tyranasuarus rex through the map

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Originally Posted by kenskiv

Dear Henry,
Should I get a bigger basement or clean/dispose of some of the older things in it?

ken its always smart to save what you have and find ways to reuse them. for instance, if you turned your basement into a autopsy house of fun im sure sota could supply you with endless..............things...... to keep in the freezer......for fun.

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Originally Posted by BoostinChick

Dear Dr. Phil....errr Broken,
When will you spawn inside me?

sorry but that would probably never happen. ive seen dru spawn inside of you and lets just be honest, it'd be like trying to fuck an inflatable life preserver after that guys done with it

**AMEX** · 03-11-2010, 08:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetsSFTF

Why are there so many retards in the world?
and what can we do to exterminate them?
not actually retards, but dave murray, rjb and den kind of retards

its all about bad parenting really. like how poor dave had to watch him white mom ravaged by the local black community every night cause she had the chocolate fever. or how rjb's dad used to read him bedtime stories with no pants on and would always say things like "if you milk it like a cow santa will bring you a new 10 speed bike", etc.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Opticon

Dear BrokenHenry,

Why can't we be together?

Love,
Optiface

because your asking me a question, instead of say, asking for advice on how how to win my heart. thats why we can never be together.

**BoostinChick** · 03-11-2010, 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AMEX

sorry but that would probably never happen. ive seen dru spawn inside of you and lets just be honest, it'd be like trying to fuck an inflatable life preserver after that guys done with it

AnJew!? You must be confused...or confusing him for Viss.

Broken,
Why do I hate women while being one? Am I a chapstick lesbian?

03-11-2010, 05:09 AM	#11 (permalink)
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03-11-2010, 05:17 AM	#12 (permalink)
TopperHarley Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 2,719	Dear Renry, When you kill someone online, how much of their soul dies? Love, Yon. __________________ SOT - Mickey Mouse club for retards.

03-11-2010, 07:17 AM	#13 (permalink)
kenskiv SOT 4TROOFz SON Mod Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: In your closet Posts: 24,434	Dear Henry, Should I get a bigger basement or clean/dispose of some of the older things in it? __________________ SOT - Happy in the pants

03-11-2010, 07:22 AM	#14 (permalink)
BoostinChick Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: In B's Eyes Posts: 11,144 gXboxLive Leaderboard: 48^th	Dear Dr. Phil....errr Broken, When will you spawn inside me? __________________ 1995 Eclipse GSX\|2006 Suzuki SV650N\|2007 WRX TR Flickr Rabbit

03-11-2010, 08:39 AM	#16 (permalink)
MetsSFTF Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: NYC Posts: 23,792	Why are there so many retards in the world? and what can we do to exterminate them? not actually retards, but dave murray, rjb and den kind of retards __________________ SOT - Steal our smilies, get the death penalty

03-11-2010, 08:42 AM	#17 (permalink)
Opticon Angry Cracker Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: PA Posts: 8,036 gXboxLive Leaderboard: 17^th	Dear BrokenHenry, Why can't we be together? Love, Optiface __________________ -

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