Super Swampers for your feet...

**timmy** · 07-03-2009, 10:46 PM

So, I'm in a friends wedding in a couple of weeks. Well the groom is a massive meat-head with short-man-syndrome and has decided he doesn't look right in a tux. So, they decided that all the groomsmen have to have gay matching outfits. $30+ pants, some polo shirt(this is the groomsmen gift

), and these $65 shoes that look more aggressive than the tires on the average Jeep.

My god these things are hideous. Especially if you don't have little midget feet. I'm hoping I don't get anything on these shoes because they are getting returned the day after the wedding, but since it's an outside wedding, I bet it will rain for a week before the wedding to fuck my idea in the ass.

But here are the pictures of the super swampers:

**geekmonster** · 07-03-2009, 10:59 PM

nice shoe bro!

**timmy** · 07-03-2009, 11:05 PM

Meh. A fucking waste of $65 I don't have to spend on shoes.

It sucks having to buy shit for someone else's wedding when your getting married a month later.

But I lol @ the groom basically having his dream wedding. He is having near his family, 2 hours away and not wearing a tux even though the bride is wearing the traditional wedding dress.

**97TurboDSM** · 07-04-2009, 08:08 AM

sounds like a real douche. kill him.

**Droptopchevy** · 07-04-2009, 08:21 AM

Wear bags over your shoes like the hobos do.

**MikeD814** · 07-04-2009, 08:28 AM

lol @ dressing for your wedding like you're going to a middle school dance.

**timmy** · 07-04-2009, 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeD814

lol @ dressing for your wedding like you're going to a middle school dance.

That's exactly what I told my woman. It's going to look tacky as hell with the women all in nice dresses and the guys looking like teenagers going to the movies.

**RickJamesBish** · 07-04-2009, 10:36 PM

1) tell your friend he's a fag
2) don't attend wedding
3) ????
4) profit.

**timmy** · 07-04-2009, 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RickJamesBish

1) tell your friend he's a fag
2) don't attend wedding
3) ????
4) profit.

They are in our wedding too.

My woman is the maid of honor, and the bride is my woman's maid of honor.

Not attending or making a fuss would result in retaliation, and that would result in my getting very comfortable with my hand for the rest of my life.

**Rational Erratic** · 07-04-2009, 10:40 PM

damn, talk about a stylish wedding

07-03-2009, 10:46 PM	#1 (permalink)
timmy SOT Post Whore Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: TN Posts: 18,443	Super Swampers for your feet... So, I'm in a friends wedding in a couple of weeks. Well the groom is a massive meat-head with short-man-syndrome and has decided he doesn't look right in a tux. So, they decided that all the groomsmen have to have gay matching outfits. $30+ pants, some polo shirt(this is the groomsmen gift ), and these $65 shoes that look more aggressive than the tires on the average Jeep. My god these things are hideous. Especially if you don't have little midget feet. I'm hoping I don't get anything on these shoes because they are getting returned the day after the wedding, but since it's an outside wedding, I bet it will rain for a week before the wedding to fuck my idea in the ass. But here are the pictures of the super swampers: __________________ SOT - Very funny

07-03-2009, 11:05 PM	#3 (permalink)
timmy SOT Post Whore Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: TN Posts: 18,443	Meh. A fucking waste of $65 I don't have to spend on shoes. It sucks having to buy shit for someone else's wedding when your getting married a month later. But I lol @ the groom basically having his dream wedding. He is having near his family, 2 hours away and not wearing a tux even though the bride is wearing the traditional wedding dress. __________________ SOT - Very funny

07-04-2009, 08:28 AM	#6 (permalink)
MikeD814 SOT Post Whore Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 2,691 gXboxLive Leaderboard: 5^th	lol @ dressing for your wedding like you're going to a middle school dance. __________________ MikeD814

07-04-2009, 10:40 PM	#10 (permalink)
Rational Erratic EL Beefcake Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Chandler, HH Posts: 25,610	damn, talk about a stylish wedding __________________ SOT- What handkerchief?

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07-03-2009, 10:59 PM	#2 (permalink)
geekmonster SOT Post Whore Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: SoCal Posts: 12,100	nice shoe bro!

07-04-2009, 08:08 AM	#4 (permalink)
97TurboDSM Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 3,241	sounds like a real douche. kill him.

07-04-2009, 08:21 AM	#5 (permalink)
Droptopchevy SOT Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,237	Wear bags over your shoes like the hobos do.

07-04-2009, 10:36 PM	#8 (permalink)
RickJamesBish SOT Post Whore Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Fort Myers, FL Posts: 20,302	1) tell your friend he's a fag 2) don't attend wedding 3) ???? 4) profit.