Capital Meats

11-20-2009, 05:12 PM

Hey guys! I'm Bella and I work for Capital Meats. My co-worker told me this joke and I thought I would share.

Susie's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months. Things looked grim, but she was by his bedside every single day. One day as he slipped back into consciousness, he motioned for her to come close to him. She pulled the chair close to the bed and leaned her ear close to be able to hear him.

"You know" he whispered, his eyes filling with tears, "you have been with me through all the bad times. When I got fired, you stuck right beside me. When my business went under, there you were. When we lost the house, you were there. When I got shot, you stuck with me. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. "And you know what?"

"What, dear?" she asked gently, smiling to herself.

"I think you're bad luck."

**Awesome-0** · 11-20-2009, 05:28 PM

shut up and sell me some bacon

**agoodall** · 11-20-2009, 05:55 PM

i am dissapoint

**mandingomeatsteak** · 11-20-2009, 06:08 PM

Hmmm......meat...

**Killer_Mopar** · 11-20-2009, 06:37 PM

Cant believe it took this long

**SmervE AttacK** · 11-21-2009, 08:27 AM

Shut up women get on my horse.

Munky · 11-21-2009, 09:06 AM

Sweet lemonade.

**kenskiv** · 11-21-2009, 02:49 PM

meh...

**LS2 Powered** · 11-23-2009, 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bella Newman

Hey guys! I'm Bella and I work for Capital Meats.

So is this a company name or a slang reference to exemplary cock?

**geekmonster** · 12-07-2009, 02:02 AM

11-20-2009, 05:12 PM	#1 (permalink)
Bella Newman Guest Posts: n/a	Capital Meats Hey guys! I'm Bella and I work for Capital Meats. My co-worker told me this joke and I thought I would share. Susie's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months. Things looked grim, but she was by his bedside every single day. One day as he slipped back into consciousness, he motioned for her to come close to him. She pulled the chair close to the bed and leaned her ear close to be able to hear him. "You know" he whispered, his eyes filling with tears, "you have been with me through all the bad times. When I got fired, you stuck right beside me. When my business went under, there you were. When we lost the house, you were there. When I got shot, you stuck with me. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. "And you know what?" "What, dear?" she asked gently, smiling to herself. "I think you're bad luck."

11-20-2009, 05:28 PM	#2 (permalink)
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agoodall SOT Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: chesco, pa Posts: 771 gXboxLive Leaderboard: 53^rd	i am dissapoint __________________ SOT- From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie,surreal quality, like when you're on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.

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Munky Banned Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Wyomissing, PA Posts: 15,060	Sweet lemonade.

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