StrungOut

A Florida couple, both well into their 80's, go to a sex therapist's office.
The doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?'

The man says, 'Will you watch us have sexual intercourse? '
The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that
such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he
agrees.

When the couple finishes, the doctor says, 'There's
absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse. '

He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck,
he charges them $50 and he says good bye.

The next week, the same couple returns and asks the sex
therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.

This happens several weeks in a row.

The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no
problems, pays the doctor, then leave.

Finally, after 3 months of this routine, the doctor says, 'I'm sorry,
but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?'

The man says, 'We're not trying to find out anything.

She's married; so we can't go to her house.

I'm married; and we can't go to my house.

The Holiday Inn charges $98.

The Hilton charges $139.

We do it here for $50, and Medicare pays $43 of it, leaving
my net cost of $7.

den

good logic

bad joke

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AJF

No lulz were had. Meh.

SmervE AttacK

I'd hit it

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Awesome-0

swing and a miss...punchline needs work.

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Hitman

old people sex = not funny

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SOT- Shut for filthy whore mouth

scutzi128

meh no lulz

hardcoreDJ

im embarassed to know you.

shirky15

haha I thought it was funny..:hitit:

RickJamesBish

That was fucking terrible. However, I will take notes for use whenever I reach that age...