$7 Sex

**StrungOut** · 04-28-2009, 01:18 AM

A Florida couple, both well into their 80's, go to a sex therapist's office.
The doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?'

The man says, 'Will you watch us have sexual intercourse? '
The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that
such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he
agrees.

When the couple finishes, the doctor says, 'There's
absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse. '

He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck,
he charges them $50 and he says good bye.

The next week, the same couple returns and asks the sex
therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.

This happens several weeks in a row.

The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no
problems, pays the doctor, then leave.

Finally, after 3 months of this routine, the doctor says, 'I'm sorry,
but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?'

The man says, 'We're not trying to find out anything.

She's married; so we can't go to her house.

I'm married; and we can't go to my house.

The Holiday Inn charges $98.

The Hilton charges $139.

We do it here for $50, and Medicare pays $43 of it, leaving
my net cost of $7.

**den** · 04-28-2009, 02:00 AM

good logic

bad joke

**AJF** · 04-28-2009, 02:26 AM

No lulz were had. Meh.

**SmervE AttacK** · 04-28-2009, 06:57 AM

I'd hit it

**Awesome-0** · 04-28-2009, 08:55 AM

swing and a miss...punchline needs work.

**Hitman** · 04-28-2009, 10:19 AM

old people sex = not funny

**scutzi128** · 04-28-2009, 12:31 PM

meh no lulz

**hardcoreDJ** · 04-28-2009, 12:34 PM

im embarassed to know you.

**shirky15** · 04-28-2009, 01:49 PM

haha I thought it was funny..

**RickJamesBish** · 04-28-2009, 04:19 PM

That was fucking terrible. However, I will take notes for use whenever I reach that age...

04-28-2009, 01:18 AM	#1 (permalink)
StrungOut Pissing Pr3m Off Professional Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Socal Posts: 8,272	$7 Sex A Florida couple, both well into their 80's, go to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?' The man says, 'Will you watch us have sexual intercourse? ' The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees. When the couple finishes, the doctor says, 'There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse. ' He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them $50 and he says good bye. The next week, the same couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees. This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leave. Finally, after 3 months of this routine, the doctor says, 'I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?' The man says, 'We're not trying to find out anything. She's married; so we can't go to her house. I'm married; and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139. We do it here for $50, and Medicare pays $43 of it, leaving my net cost of $7.

04-28-2009, 02:26 AM	#3 (permalink)
AJF SOT Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Philly Posts: 676 gXboxLive Leaderboard: 59^th	No lulz were had. Meh. __________________ SOT- Where they don't like people who crash Mitsubishi Eclipse's into cement walls.

04-28-2009, 06:57 AM	#4 (permalink)
SmervE AttacK FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: smalltown PA Posts: 22,867 gXboxLive Leaderboard: 15^th	I'd hit it __________________ SOT -Dey kiss da anus an when da poo poo come out dey eat da poo poo.

04-28-2009, 08:55 AM	#5 (permalink)
Awesome-0 Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 10,611	swing and a miss...punchline needs work. __________________ SOT - Eat da poo poo

04-28-2009, 10:19 AM	#6 (permalink)
Hitman SOT Administrator Join Date: May 2006 Location: Tampa, Florida Posts: 2,855	old people sex = not funny __________________ SOT- Shut for filthy whore mouth

04-28-2009, 02:00 AM	#2 (permalink)
den SOT Post Whore Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Just let me eat my waffle Posts: 2,101	good logic bad joke

04-28-2009, 12:31 PM	#7 (permalink)
scutzi128 SOT Post Whore Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 4,086 gXboxLive Leaderboard: 9^th	meh no lulz __________________ XBL & PSN GT: Bison Lover

04-28-2009, 12:34 PM	#8 (permalink)
hardcoreDJ SOT Post Whore Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Southern Cali Posts: 23,256 gXboxLive Leaderboard: 11^th	im embarassed to know you. __________________ Evolvebeats.com

04-28-2009, 01:49 PM	#9 (permalink)
shirky15 SOT Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Lancaster, Pa Posts: 244	haha I thought it was funny.. __________________

04-28-2009, 04:19 PM	#10 (permalink)
RickJamesBish SOT Post Whore Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Fort Myers, FL Posts: 20,302	That was fucking terrible. However, I will take notes for use whenever I reach that age...

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