DO you take massive shits in work???

**tjf** · 09-06-2007, 12:32 PM

apprently some of us cant...discuss

*[Vertabreaker] 12:27 pm: i have to poop
*********[Vertabreaker] 12:27 pm: but i refuse to poop at work
****[Kiel] 12:27 pm: i always poop at work
****[Kiel] 12:27 pm: its satisfying and takes 15 minutes
*********[Vertabreaker] 12:27 pm: i can't do it
*********[Vertabreaker] 12:28 pm: i'm going for the record today, holding it for 3 hours
****[Kiel] 12:28 pm: #$%^&* son
****[Kiel] 12:28 pm: i had some explosive megawatershits the other day
*********[Vertabreaker] 12:28 pm: **** i can't help it
****[Kiel] 12:28 pm: if i held that i'd have ruined my chair and pants
*********[Vertabreaker] 12:28 pm: i can't poop at work
[tjf] 12:28 pm: 3 hours
[tjf] 12:28 pm: dude your gonna combust
*****[CHAOS] 12:28 pm: hahaha diarhea at work suuuccck
*****[CHAOS] 12:28 pm: s
*****[CHAOS] 12:28 pm: cause people come in and out all the time here
*********[Vertabreaker] 12:29 pm: no way, i'm gonna make it
*********[Vertabreaker] 12:29 pm: it's the car ride home i might not make
[tjf] 12:29 pm: dont you hate it when your in the bathroom taking a smash and someone comes and uses the stall next to you
*********[Vertabreaker] 12:30 pm: I tried to shitat work once, and right as i was about to, some dude came in and blew his o-ring
[tjf] 12:30 pm: i #$%^&* ng hate that, leave some ball room
*********[Vertabreaker] 12:30 pm: YEAH!!!
*********[Vertabreaker] 12:30 pm: that's why i can't shitat work
*********[Vertabreaker] 12:30 pm: it always happens
*********[Vertabreaker] 12:30 pm: i #$%^&* nghate it
[tjf] 12:30 pm: yea i have to like sit there and hold it till they leave
*****[CHAOS] 12:30 pm: lol
*****[CHAOS] 12:30 pm: yea
[tjf] 12:30 pm: home field advantage for #$%^&* FTW
*********[Vertabreaker] 12:30 pm: the worst are the guys that come in and fart for 20min before they #$%^&*
*****[CHAOS] 12:30 pm: its always #$%^&* ng so quiet in there im like man i gotta shitfart but im not gonna be the one theyre laughing at
*********[Vertabreaker] 12:30 pm: they stink the place up and make you dry heave then they drop a log
[tjf] 12:31 pm: hahaha, i think here people just go in there and sit down and read the paper
[tjf] 12:31 pm: it smells like michale vicks yard in there
****[Kiel] 12:32 pm: dude i let loose at work
****[Kiel] 12:32 pm: i #$%^&* ng blast the noisy shits cause i know it'll feel awesome
****[Kiel] 12:32 pm: i dont give a #$%^&* if someone wants to lauigh at me they can lick my anus clean
[tjf] 12:32 pm: hahaahahah
[tjf] 12:32 pm: i like to go "that was a good one" when i hear it
[tjf] 12:33 pm: im making a thread at SOT about this
*********[Vertabreaker] 12:33 pm: lol
*********[Vertabreaker] 12:33 pm: if someone tore ass next to me, i'd feel like i'd have to either high 5 them or one up them
*****[CHAOS] 12:34 pm: copy and paste some of this... its gold

**CHAOS** · 09-06-2007, 12:35 PM

i have to shit so bad right now.

maybe ill punch the fat girl in the mouth and drop a cleveland steamer on her vagomach

**timmy** · 09-06-2007, 12:35 PM

lol @ smells like Michael Vick's yard.

**Vertabreaker** · 09-06-2007, 12:37 PM

I will never poop at work.

Right now I've been holding a log for about 30min, and I have to hold for another 3 hours. I would rather shit my pants and leave early then shit at work.

**StevesSTi** · 09-06-2007, 12:38 PM

I have to work with my mother one day a week, and I usually eat taco bell the night before I work with her.

**Kiel** · 09-06-2007, 12:38 PM

Seriously man I love dropping bombs at work. My coworkers are gifted with the lovely smells and sounds. It's a laser light show minus the lasers but with added stench.

**tjf** · 09-06-2007, 12:39 PM

im gonna go steal all the seat covers now

**Vertabreaker** · 09-06-2007, 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tjf

im gonna go steal all the seat covers now

Your work has seat covers? Like the soft rug kind? or you mean the paper ones?

**Cr@xH3aDMcg33** · 09-06-2007, 12:42 PM

the bathrooms here are all private and have a cleaning staff. so I take liquid diaerrha shits at work

**Vertabreaker** · 09-06-2007, 12:43 PM

I wish ours were private

09-06-2007, 12:35 PM	#2 (permalink)
CHAOS SOT Screwdriver Goes Where Mod Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Fucking Bullshit. Posts: 20,268 gXboxLive Leaderboard: 44^th	i have to shit so bad right now. maybe ill punch the fat girl in the mouth and drop a cleveland steamer on her vagomach __________________ SOT - you aint... no goon.

09-06-2007, 12:35 PM	#3 (permalink)
timmy SOT Post Whore Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: TN Posts: 8,757 gXboxLive Leaderboard: 74^th	lol @ smells like Michael Vick's yard. __________________

09-06-2007, 12:37 PM	#4 (permalink)
Vertabreaker SOT N3rd Mod +1 Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: The phone booth across the street Posts: 10,369 gXboxLive Leaderboard: 59^th	I will never poop at work. Right now I've been holding a log for about 30min, and I have to hold for another 3 hours. I would rather shit my pants and leave early then shit at work. __________________ Every man dies, not every man really lives.

09-06-2007, 12:38 PM	#5 (permalink)
StevesSTi SOT Post Whore Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Boynton Beach, FL Posts: 3,319	I have to work with my mother one day a week, and I usually eat taco bell the night before I work with her. __________________ Formerly StevesSRT Previous car: '03 Stage 2 SRT-4 Previous car: '05 WRX STi Previous car: Legend Lime '06 Mustang GT Previous car: #1501/2000 Torred Charger R/T Daytona Previous car: Who gives a fuck Current Car: 08 Rallye Red Civic Si Sedan Current motorcycle: Ninja 650R

09-06-2007, 12:38 PM	#6 (permalink)
Kiel SOT Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: under your sister's bed Posts: 193	Seriously man I love dropping bombs at work. My coworkers are gifted with the lovely smells and sounds. It's a laser light show minus the lasers but with added stench.

09-06-2007, 12:39 PM	#7 (permalink)
tjf SOT Post Whore Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Soviet NJ Posts: 7,149 gXboxLive Leaderboard: 28^th	im gonna go steal all the seat covers now

09-06-2007, 12:42 PM	#9 (permalink)
Cr@xH3aDMcg33 SOT Administrator Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Miami Posts: 25,154 gXboxLive Leaderboard: 38^th	the bathrooms here are all private and have a cleaning staff. so I take liquid diaerrha shits at work __________________ PUT THE FUCKING LOTION IN THE BASKET!!!!!!!!!!!

09-06-2007, 12:43 PM	#10 (permalink)
Vertabreaker SOT N3rd Mod +1 Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: The phone booth across the street Posts: 10,369 gXboxLive Leaderboard: 59^th	I wish ours were private __________________ Every man dies, not every man really lives.

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