lol soon to be ex gf on ebay

**CHAOS** · 04-30-2008, 01:00 PM

get screen shots of this shit.

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/Paula-La-Rosa...ayphotohosting

Question & Answer Answered On
Q: Do you have any pictures of the rear quarter panels? I'm particularly concerned about any rust below the surface, or sagging bodywork. 30-Apr-08
A: Unfortunately most of the photos of the item were burnt in a ancient self cleansing ritual i took part in last week. I can assure you that all panels are...more
Q: Is there a rent, try, buy option? 30-Apr-08
A: I'd love to but if i did, id have NO chance of selling
Q: Do you allow test drives and inspections prior to purchase? With a model of that vintage, I want to check there aren't any rattles or shakes? 30-Apr-08
A: It is quite vintage but there are quite alot of upgraded aftermarket mods. Just to name a few.. Garrett T4 Turbo credit card spending, Modified CPU chip...more
Q: Are you the first owner? What model/year is this? 30-Apr-08
A: First owner. 81 model Italian. Handles well but occasionally hits gutters seems to lose money very easily
Q: Do I have to buy all of her, or are you prepared to part her out so I can choose the bits I like to update my current model? 30-Apr-08
A: All parts are in great shape except for the CPU. Feel free to mix and match.
View all 7 questions | Ask seller a question

**TehDylhole** · 04-30-2008, 01:02 PM

**Chase** · 04-30-2008, 01:04 PM

work blocks us from ebay i fail

**Vertabreaker** · 04-30-2008, 01:04 PM

**TTsupra911** · 04-30-2008, 01:08 PM

I need screen shots blocked at work FTL

**Cr@xH3aDMcg33** · 04-30-2008, 01:09 PM

meh. it's funny.

**Silver SRT4** · 04-30-2008, 01:17 PM

Here are the full question and Answer, Oh yeah thats is hillarious.

Question & Answer

Q: Do you have any pictures of the rear quarter panels? I'm particularly concerned about any rust below the surface, or sagging bodywork. 30-Apr-08
A: Unfortunately most of the photos of the item were burnt in a ancient self cleansing ritual i took part in last week. I can assure you that all panels are in pristine condition.

Q: Is there a rent, try, buy option? 30-Apr-08
A: I'd love to but if i did, id have NO chance of selling

Q: Do you allow test drives and inspections prior to purchase? With a model of that vintage, I want to check there aren't any rattles or shakes? 30-Apr-08
A: It is quite vintage but there are quite alot of upgraded aftermarket mods. Just to name a few.. Garrett T4 Turbo credit card spending, Modified CPU chip which automatically disagrees with anything you do or say and BOSE Voice sound system which never EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER stops

Q: Are you the first owner? What model/year is this? 30-Apr-08
A: First owner. 81 model Italian. Handles well but occasionally hits gutters seems to lose money very easily

Q: Do I have to buy all of her, or are you prepared to part her out so I can choose the bits I like to update my current model? 30-Apr-08
A: All parts are in great shape except for the CPU. Feel free to mix and match.

Q: does she have service history? would you consider a trade in? 30-Apr-08
A: Her service history has been tampered with so who knows how many kms she's actually rolled over.

Q: Does she come with any spares? What her performance like (in the kitchen obviously) in BHP? Any service history? 30-Apr-08
A: Item comes with a few of my credit cards and has my testicles in a jar. To her credit, she dosent know where the kitchen is so it would be unfair to rate her performance.

**kenskiv** · 04-30-2008, 01:18 PM

Ipiihb

**Broken5hift** · 04-30-2008, 01:19 PM

**Cr@xH3aDMcg33** · 04-30-2008, 01:19 PM

lol now it is funny.

04-30-2008, 01:00 PM	#1 (permalink)
CHAOS SOT Screwdriver Goes Where Mod Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Fucking Bullshit. Posts: 20,268 gXboxLive Leaderboard: 44^th	lol soon to be ex gf on ebay get screen shots of this shit. http://cgi.ebay.com.au/Paula-La-Rosa...ayphotohosting Question & Answer Answered On Q: Do you have any pictures of the rear quarter panels? I'm particularly concerned about any rust below the surface, or sagging bodywork. 30-Apr-08 A: Unfortunately most of the photos of the item were burnt in a ancient self cleansing ritual i took part in last week. I can assure you that all panels are...more Q: Is there a rent, try, buy option? 30-Apr-08 A: I'd love to but if i did, id have NO chance of selling Q: Do you allow test drives and inspections prior to purchase? With a model of that vintage, I want to check there aren't any rattles or shakes? 30-Apr-08 A: It is quite vintage but there are quite alot of upgraded aftermarket mods. Just to name a few.. Garrett T4 Turbo credit card spending, Modified CPU chip...more Q: Are you the first owner? What model/year is this? 30-Apr-08 A: First owner. 81 model Italian. Handles well but occasionally hits gutters seems to lose money very easily Q: Do I have to buy all of her, or are you prepared to part her out so I can choose the bits I like to update my current model? 30-Apr-08 A: All parts are in great shape except for the CPU. Feel free to mix and match. View all 7 questions \| Ask seller a question __________________ SOT - you aint... no goon.

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Cr@xH3aDMcg33 SOT Administrator Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Miami Posts: 25,154 gXboxLive Leaderboard: 38^th	meh. it's funny. __________________ PUT THE FUCKING LOTION IN THE BASKET!!!!!!!!!!!

04-30-2008, 01:17 PM	#7 (permalink)
Silver SRT4 Tokyo Drrrft Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Phoenix, Arizona Posts: 2,280 gXboxLive Leaderboard: 86^th	Here are the full question and Answer, Oh yeah thats is hillarious. Question & Answer Q: Do you have any pictures of the rear quarter panels? I'm particularly concerned about any rust below the surface, or sagging bodywork. 30-Apr-08 A: Unfortunately most of the photos of the item were burnt in a ancient self cleansing ritual i took part in last week. I can assure you that all panels are in pristine condition. Q: Is there a rent, try, buy option? 30-Apr-08 A: I'd love to but if i did, id have NO chance of selling Q: Do you allow test drives and inspections prior to purchase? With a model of that vintage, I want to check there aren't any rattles or shakes? 30-Apr-08 A: It is quite vintage but there are quite alot of upgraded aftermarket mods. Just to name a few.. Garrett T4 Turbo credit card spending, Modified CPU chip which automatically disagrees with anything you do or say and BOSE Voice sound system which never EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER stops Q: Are you the first owner? What model/year is this? 30-Apr-08 A: First owner. 81 model Italian. Handles well but occasionally hits gutters seems to lose money very easily Q: Do I have to buy all of her, or are you prepared to part her out so I can choose the bits I like to update my current model? 30-Apr-08 A: All parts are in great shape except for the CPU. Feel free to mix and match. Q: does she have service history? would you consider a trade in? 30-Apr-08 A: Her service history has been tampered with so who knows how many kms she's actually rolled over. Q: Does she come with any spares? What her performance like (in the kitchen obviously) in BHP? Any service history? 30-Apr-08 A: Item comes with a few of my credit cards and has my testicles in a jar. To her credit, she dosent know where the kitchen is so it would be unfair to rate her performance. __________________ Last edited by Silver SRT4; 04-30-2008 at 01:21 PM.

04-30-2008, 01:18 PM	#8 (permalink)
kenskiv SOT 4TROOFz SON Mod Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 13,486	Ipiihb __________________

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Broken5hift SOT Administrator Join Date: May 2006 Location: 345T C045t Posts: 26,336 gXboxLive Leaderboard: 27^th	__________________ SOT - .... I dunno, i wasnt really paying attention....

04-30-2008, 01:19 PM	#10 (permalink)
Cr@xH3aDMcg33 SOT Administrator Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Miami Posts: 25,154 gXboxLive Leaderboard: 38^th	lol now it is funny. __________________ PUT THE FUCKING LOTION IN THE BASKET!!!!!!!!!!!

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