dres

so i work as a bouncer at a bar in madison. last week i parked my car next to the bar in the alley. i went into work, i forgot something in my car and went back out to get it. then at the end of the night i open my door, and find a drunk guy passed out in my seat. i'm like WTF! i get pissed and tell the guy to wake the fuck up and get out of my car. i yell at the guy and grab him, when my manager tells me to settle down. he still passed out for another minute when i start slaping him in the head.

he wakes up and just looks at me confused. i tell him to get the fuck out of my car. he gets out and says "man i'm a long way from home" i tell him he better start fucking walking if he want to get home sooner. he just kinda stands there, and walks like 5 feet away a pees on a wall. if my manager wasnt there i would have kicked the shit out of the guy........ he wouldnt have remembered it anyway.

i cant believe i didnt lock my car. i got lucky he didnt puke in there, or steal something.

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Pr3mium Brewed

lol is your manager a fag or what? One of my employees found a drunk guy in our dumpster at closing time. We went out with all the trash bags from the end of the night , cut the bottoms open and flung this awful shit into the dumpster on top of the guy.

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Mr.Bubbles

lol

Vissionary

rofl wtf? Yea man fuck your boss I would have kicked his ass!

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dres

my boss = 45 year old bartended. at closing time if hes working i cant tell ppl to get the fuck out. i have to ask nicely. unless hes drunk (which every one is allowed to do) then we can tell ppl to get the fuck out. i'm usually a laid back bouncer anyway. wont use force unless your really stupid or if i'm in a really bad mood. the guy in my car made me go into a really bad mood.

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Vissionary

yea, understood. Im sure you deal with a bunch of drunk idiots. But wtf was that guy doing in your car? rofl

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dres

no fucking clue. wanted a place to sit i guess? i wonder how many times drunk ppl try to open my car? i leave it unlocked once and a fucked passes out in it..

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el_jefe

I can't believe you left it unlocked. I woulda offered the guy a ride home, then pulled a 2f2f and launched his ass outta the car at 60mph

Pr3mium Brewed

lol kick the door open and execute a hard turn, "CAN u DRIFT, BITCH!?!"

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dres

it wasnt really a threat of being stolen. the alley is on the side of the bar. my car was parked 15 feet away from the door where i sit all night, and if you turn it on you can hear it inside the bar. and theres nothing of value inside the car except ........ um, nothing.

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