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Old 08-26-2008, 01:22 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Angry Speed Humps

Posted on Purcellville.com forum a couple days after installation of a huge new "speed hump" on main road near the high school:

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"The speed humps are what made me come out and post.

I spent my childhood in the Kingston Chase subdivision in Fairfax during the mid-to-late eighties. Most of us walked to Clearview elementary, or at least walked a little ways to the bus stop. (not like the present in Purcellville where the bus stops every five feet...does every household with kids have it's own stop?)

This may be surprising, but despite early morning commuters cranking up their Saab's turbos or high-schoolers in big Chevies flooring it and hitting a good 10-15 over on neighborhood streets, not a single one of us kids got flattened. Perhaps it had something to do with the parents who wouldn't allow us to turn the street into a basketball court. My mother, god rest her soul, watched as one of boys blindly rode his bike out into the street. Instead of fuming at the passing 30mph motorist, she immediately called the boy's parents to tell them that they needed to reprimand him for not looking both ways before crossing the street.

I hate what the speed hump represents, and I really don't want to live here anymore. It wasn't the new houses or business centers that killed all joy for me in purcellville. Instead what did it for me are parents who seem to believe that every driver on the road are driving around with the express intent of pancaking their sons and daughters. Calls were made, complaints aired at town hall meetings. Now the rest of us have to suffer as Purcellville first went awash in a sea of brand new red stop signs. Then speed limits everywhere fell to 25mph even if it wasn't necessary. To make sure we all complied with the nanny brigades, nice old tree-lined streets were visually trashed by flashing yellow 25mph signs. Needless to say, beautiful places to live are rarely braketed by permanently immobilized mobile construction yellow-marquee signs.

Now, we have huge speed bumps in the middle of our main throughfares. Embarrassed

I never thought I'd see the day where we would have to live with such a travesty, but apparently we got what we deserved for not teaching our teenagers how to drive safely.

Could we at least teach them to look both ways before crossing the street?"
Speed hump and other new Purcellville additions. Serving Purcellville and Western Loudoun County
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Old 08-26-2008, 01:27 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Wow... did you post that? And you know, in a way, i really agree with that post. It's totally true that everyone and their mom bitches about people going 30 through a neighborhood. I personally do the posted 25 if not slower most times because we do have a really kiddy neighborhood, but still. It's a good point.
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Old 08-26-2008, 01:28 AM   #3 (permalink)
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well I wasn't going to take the credit but yeah that's me. I guess soon I'll get the banstick over there.
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Old 08-26-2008, 02:05 AM   #4 (permalink)
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that why I drive 60 in 25's

less time on the street = less chance of hitting someone
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Old 08-26-2008, 06:17 AM   #5 (permalink)

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that why I drive 60 in 25's

less time on the street = less chance of hitting someone
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Old 08-26-2008, 09:04 AM   #6 (permalink)
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I used to drive fast, but after having kids I drive slow At least I'm not as old as ken.
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Old 08-26-2008, 10:25 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Dude, I love speed humps. Get up to 60 or 70 and you can catch some decent air
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a community forum

thats cute
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Old 08-26-2008, 11:33 AM   #9 (permalink)
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I gave my wife a speed hump last night. Left her wanting more, but I got mine and thats all that matters.
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Old 08-26-2008, 11:49 AM   #10 (permalink)
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this is one of the things that drive me crazy these days, besides politics, lack of parenting. parents dont parent anymore, instead they just find things to keep kids busy and out of their way. I see it all the time and everywhere, for instance when im in mcdonalds and seeing a well behaved kid is like seeing a healthy bigmac. People have substituted good parenting with ease of parenting, putting up speed bumps, flashing lights, and restrictions because their kids are too retarded to know that running in the middle of the street will get you killed. Granted I can only imagine how tough parenting is, but from how i was raised to how kids are these days I see a huge gap in responsibility. All around my complex kids ride bikes in the street, very young kids and there are sidewalks EVERWHERE. i almost hit the same asian kid twice since ive lived where I am because they just dart out in the fucking street and the last time it happened i got out and told them to stay on the sidewalk or next time they might die. the next day they are out in the street throwing soccer balls in the air while the parents stare at their cell phones? its infuriating. Theres no way in hell im raising my child that way
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