08-21-2008, 04:26 PM
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SOT Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: So Cal
Posts: 1,386
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wait, 1 mo
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It was 1785, and a newlywed couple had just embarked on their honeymoon. As they were riding along in the carriage, the horse suddenly stops. The husband cracks the whip on the horses's behind, which gets him moving again, and the husband then says to the horse, "That's one!"
After a short time, the horse suddenly stops again. The husband brandishes his whip, and cracks the horse twice on the rump this time. The horse begins to moving along, and the husband says to the horse, "That's two!"
Well, enevitably, the horse once again stops. The husband jumps down from the wagon, and tells the horse, "That's three!" He then draws his pistol and shoots the horse dead.
At this point, the newly married wife is appalled at her new husband's behavior. She says, "I can't believe how cruel and viscious you were to that poor animal. He probably just need some water, and a short rest."
The husband then turned, and walked over to his wife. He leaned over closely to her and said, "That's one."
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